5 Favorite Vegetarian Junk Food Dishes: From Crack Tots to Fried Mac & Cheese Ball

In N Out by Caroline on Crack
In N Out's Grilled Cheese With Grilled Whole Onion by Caroline on Crack

In N Out's Secret Menu Grilled Cheese (With Grilled Whole Onion Option)

To balance out last week’s post about “healthy” cocktails, this week I give you vegetarian junk food. It’s the version of vegetarianism that newbie vegs are warned about. You know, don’t just do cheese and carbs. But when I gave up meat for “Lentish” I couldn’t help but crave these things after weeks and weeks of consuming vegetables in every form. I was sick of being good, I wanted to be bad.

So here’s a roundup of some of my favorite vegetarian junk food items around town. Keep in mind that I’m not a true vegetarian in the sense that I completely abstain from animal products. I don’t eat actual meat but neither am I diligent enough to make sure things aren’t cooked in animal fat, etc. Although in the case of the In N Out sandwich, I did.

In N Out‘s Secret Menu Grilled Cheese (With Grilled Whole Onion option) is a blessing for semi-vegetarians who want to wean themselves off In N Out. It’s available on the secret menu and you shouldn’t have an issue asking for it at any of the In N Outs. It’s the ultimate burger-free junk food nosh with its two slices of melted American cheese and that special sauce, but it’s sooo good. The whole grilled onion lends the sandwich an addictive savoriness as it’s cooked in meat juices.

Bar & Kitchen’s “Crack Tots”

Bar & Kitchen's Crack Tots by Caroline on Crack

Bar & Kitchen's Crack Tots

Downtown restaurant Bar & Kitchen‘s off-the-menu “crack” tots aka parmesan truffle tater tots are what drunks crave. At least it’s what I do whenever I stop by B&K for a cocktail. They’re crisp on the outside and tender on the inside and so savory. And thankfully not greasy, making it easy to lose count of how much you consume. It’s cliched to say it but you honestly can’t have just one. Many times I’ve been tempted to go for a second order.

Plan Check’s Stuffed Portobello Burger

Plan Check's Stuffed Portabello Mushroom Burger by Caroline on Crack

Plan Check's Stuffed Portobello Mushroom Burger

When Plan Check first opened in Little Osaka, West L.A. I was a bit bummed that the vegetarian offerings were so few and insubstantial. There are some apps (veggie chips) and a couple of salads but seemingly no vegetarian burger at all. That is until I asked the server to explain what was in the stuffed mushroom side listed on the menu. “You can order that in a burger,” he said. The mushroom is a sinful mixture of Swiss cheese fondue and steak sauce with some crispy kale thrown in for good measure. The result is something so mouth-watering that even your meat-eating friends will look over at the skillet presentation with envy.

Short Order’s Grilled Cheese with Tomatoes and Hatch Peppers

Short Order's Grilled Cheese by Caroline on Crack

Short Order's Grilled Cheese With Tomatoes and Hatch Peppers

I love going to Short Order at the Farmers Market in Mid-City but after awhile I started to want something other than that veggie burger option (Ori’s Non-Animal Style Burger) so I indulged in the not-healthy-sounding grilled cheese sandwich. It’s made with cheddar and comte sandwiched between La Brea white table bread and you can add even more flavor to it with the optional hatch peppers and tomatoes. Order this up with a side of the potato spuds and truffle aioli and you’re in veggie junk food heaven.

Sage Vegan Bistro’s Soul Bowl

Sage's Soul Bowl by Caroline on Crack

Sage Vegan Bistro's Soul Bowl

OK, naturally I had to add a vegan option. And Sage Vegan Bistro in Echo Park had the best choices I’ve seen around. So many, in fact, from hot wing salad to street tacos to almond milk shakes. And sure, Native Foods has that Oklahoma Bacon Burger and Veggie Grill the El Dorado Style VG Cheeseburger with jalapenos and caramelized onions, but I figure 1) this list has enough sandwiches and 2) Sage’s Soul Bowl includes a fried ball of mac and cheese! Yes, a deep-fried mac and cheese ball sitting on a patty of garlic polenta. Mixed in this comfort food bowl are roasted sweet potatoes, black beans, quinoa, crisp okra (to die for), baby corn, sauteed kale and horseradish. Best thing about finishing this dish, if you can (I had enough for leftovers later that night), is that you don’t feel so guilty after.

For an extensive list of vegan junk food, check out this fun Tumblr blog: Fuck Yeah! Vegan Junk Food.

6 Responses to 5 Favorite Vegetarian Junk Food Dishes: From Crack Tots to Fried Mac & Cheese Ball
  1. H.C.
    April 23, 2012 | 6:11 pm

    Just an FYI, In ‘n Out’s American cheese is made with animal-derived rennet, so depending on how persnickety one’s vegetarianism is — #1 may or may not be suitable for eating. (There are however, oodles of cheeses made with vegetarian rennet)

    And of course, their fries are totally vegan (or vegetarian if you go animal style)–just order them well-done!

    • Caroline on Crack
      April 23, 2012 | 7:07 pm

      HC, thanks for the heads-up. As I said, I’m not a “real” vegetarian so I appreciate the information for those who may be.

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  3. oakley
    May 9, 2012 | 2:56 am

    Reading the In N Out entry while stuffing my face with animal-style well done fries for my “vegetarian Tuesday” dinner. LOL! Oh B&K crack tots. I remember the days when they were ON the menu! Good to know they still serve them.

  4. Caroline on Crack
    May 9, 2012 | 6:45 pm

    Oakley,
    Duuude, you’re making me crave In N Out again, but then again it doesn’t take much to make that happen. 🙂 And yeah, I’d cry if B&K crack tots were no longer available.

  5. michelle
    August 22, 2013 | 5:23 pm

    I just called In-&-Out and their products do carry enzymes in the buns, animal rennet in the cheese and whey in the shakes. So it’s not so vegetarian as you’d think…

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